Lucky Friday the
13th
The
alarm clock went off, and I woke right up because I knew that it would take me
a long time to get ready. Once I was definitely awake I picked out my get-up
for the day. I wanted to take my shower before 4:30, so I would have time to do
my hair and get Dunkin’ Doughnuts. I got naked and I put on Pandora and put on
“Drake” radio, then I jumped in the shower to find out that I still had my
socks on. Quickly I took my socks off. I felt better when “Hotline Bling” came
on, and I felt all better because that is my favorite song. Then some Fetty Wap
came on and I was twerking in the shower, and I guess I was twerking to
aggressively and I fell over and hit my head on the floor. It hurt so bad! Finally after about 10 minutes I got the
courage to get up and get dressed. I started to do my hair at 5:15. Little did
I know that I was out of hair spray. I was so stressed out so I took a couple
puffs of my vape pen. That made me feel much better. I was almost done my hair
when I leaned over to get a Twinkie when I fell out of my chair and my Twinkie
rolled under my bed so far I could not reach it. I cried for a while because
that was the last in the pack. I got my backpack and hopped in my Bugatti and
drove to Dunkin’ Doughnuts and once I got there it was closed. So I went to
McDonalds and got a Shamrock Shake. It was the most glorious, majestic, and
tasty thing that I ever held in my hand.
Once I finished my milkshake, I drove school.
Once I arrived there nobody was there. I then checked my phone and I realized
that it was a Saturday. I then drove back to my house. When I walked in the
door my cat, Crookshanks greeted me with a friendly purr, and I said, “Hello Crookshanks
did catch any rats today?”
I went to the kitchen and my mom said, “Hello
dear.”
“Hello
mum,” I then said.
“Why home so early?” Asked my mum.
“Why home so early?” Asked my mum.
“It is Saturday mum,” I said.
“Ha Ha you’re so basic!” said my mum.
“Mum, you can’t say that about your
child!” I exclaimed.
“Tell that to the fish,” my mum
suggested.
“What is that supposed to mean?” I
asked.
“That means I don’t care,” said my
mum.
“Well that’s very motherly,” I said.
“Thank you,” said my mum.’
“So what’s for breakfast?” I asked.
“Well, I made Shamrock Shakes for us
because I know that they are your favorite, and we are going to go to
Chick-Fil-A,” answered my mum.
“Wow, I thought I was having a bad day
but now it is going really swell,” I said.
“Baby, I told you that there was no
such thing as a bad day,” said my mum.
“I know mum, but I went into the
shower with my socks on, I fell in the shower, I fell off my chair, I dropped
the last Twinkie, Dunkin’ Doughnuts was closed, and I went to school on a
Saturday,” I replied.
“Dang that does sound like a bad day
honey,” said my mum.
“I told you,” I said.
10 minutes later we arrived at the
mall, we went into Chick-Fil-A, and when we got there everybody was crowded
around one table. We walked over and I thought to myself that it must be
someone famous, and when we got to the table Fetty Wap, Drake, Nicki Minaj, and
Miley Cyrus were sitting there. I went up to them and asked if I could sit with
them and the they said, “Yeah, but without your grandma.”
I
then replied, “Definitely, bye mum.”
That turned out to be the best day of
my life, although it started out as a horrible Friday the 13TH .
The
Craziest Night Of My Life
By:
Brymel Antalosky
It was a very hot and humid day
in
Los
Angeles ,California. It was July 17th,1995.I was 16 at the time. I
lived on 1738 West Rolland street. That
summer I had started a gang, that was the stupidest thing that I have ever
done. There was six people in my gang and I gave them all gang names, I was
Simba ,although my real name is Tanner Fetty ,then there was Yolonda Harlem,
also known as Sticky Bunz, Jamal Poovey ,or Chopsticks ,Felicia Westcoast ,or
Heart Break , Valenteen Moro,Crack Head, Gustavo Meeker, Pudding Cup.
It all started when me and the
gang were
at
school.
“Hey,” I said.
“Yo,”replied Felicia.
“Hey Tanner,”said Valenteen.
“So,where do you want to go for
lunch?”I asked.
“Chick-Fil-A, Duh ,”said
Felicia.
“You’re right I should’ve
know,”I said.
“So what are we waiting
for?”Valenteen asked.
Felicia replied, “We are waiting
for Gustavo, Yolonda ,and Jamal.”
“Duh ,I forget,” Said Valenteen.
“Yeah,We can not really go
anywhere without the them,”I commented.
“Here they come,finally,”said
Felicia.
“Hey guys ,we’ve been looking
everywhere for you,” Gustavo said.
“We could say the same,”
Valenteen said.
“Well, Veronica was running her
mouth,so we had to take care of that,”Jamal said.
“Yeah the girl got some loose
lips,”Yolonda said.
“So,how bad did you get her?”Valenteen asked.
Gustave soon replied, “Oh ,she
won’t be talking about anyone for a long time.”
“So are we going to eat ,or are
we just going to stand around talking about Veronica?”I asked.
Valenteen then said, “Ok, Lets
hop in the Lambo and go to Chick-Fil-A.”
Valenteen was a tall ,dark
haired football player.Felicia was tiny blond haired girl with street
smarts.Jamal was also a football player
with blond hair ,tall ,a classic man.I had black hair, I was tall, I had book
and street smarts,and I also played football.Gustavo was a short blond soccer
player with a nice car.Yolonda was a tall basketball player with dark brown
hair,and piercing green eyes.
“Yo,”said Jamal.
“What,”I said.
“What do you want to order,”said
Gustavo
“Oh,I’ll
have a number one,and a twelve piece please,”I said to the cashier.
“Let’s go grab a table,”said
Felicia.
After we ate we all went our separate ways.
Five hour later we all met up at our secret gang headquarters,it wasn’t
much it was just a hidden room in my house,that I had found several years
ago.Once everybody got there they all pulled out their pot and started
smoking,everybody except me that is .I was the most well behaved one in the
gang.
“Yo,are you one with the
universe man,” said Chopsticks.
“Be quit guys,we don’t want my
whole family knowing that you guys are getting stoned,my father will have you
taken out of this house in handcuffs.”
“#Hater,”said Heartbreak.
“I’m not a hater, I just don’t
want to break the law,”I said.
Pudding Cup suddenly yells, “Aw
crap,Sticky Bunz just fell again!”
“Just leave her there like the
last time, she’ll wake up sooner ,or later,” Crackhead said.
“Guys, we have to go take care
of Marcus,”I said
` “Simba,grab the hand gun,
Heartbreak get your machete,”said Gustavo.
“Got it,”Heartbreak said.
“Got it,”I said
We all hopped in the Lambo and
went to Marcus’s house,once we got there I shot him with my hand gun,he lay
there, motionless as blood poured out of him.We all scattered and got in the
car and sped away.
“Man,we really got him
good,”said Crackhead.
“Well that’s what happens when
you don’t give us our moy,”I said.
“It’s a shame that he had to
die, he was hotter than a ghost pepper,” Sticky Bunz said.
“Sticky Bunz, we must keep this business professional ,”said
Jamal
After that we went to our
dealer,that’s when the real gangster stuff comes out.
“Yo,” said Crackhead
“How
much you need this time?”asked our dealer named Fred.
“How much you got?”Gustavo
asked.
“50 pounds,”said Fred.
“Great,we’ll take 10 pounds,”
said Heartbreak.
“Ok,it’ll be 1grand,”said Fred.
“Here,”I said,I handed him the
money.
“Thanks, ”said Freddy.
We jumped in the car and went to
our favorite alley way to go for a walk. Then all of the sudden we hear a
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!HE JUST STABBED ME!” Chopsticks screamed.
“Calm down chopsticks,”I said
trying to calm chopsticks down.
“HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO CALM
DOWN,I JUST GOT STABBED!”exclaimed Chopsticks.
It was our old gang
member,Cupcake that had stabbed Chopsticks that evening.We had kicked Cupcake
out of the gang because he was a meth, heroine, and bath salt addict.He had
gotten caught with drugs,and then he was sentenced to prision fo two years,I
guess he had gotten released ,and wanted revenge on Crackhead because he was
the one that replaced him.
“Cupcake, what is wrong with
you!” I said.
“That’s what you get when you
make me mad,” said Cupcake.
After that we paid somebody to
buy us some top-shelf booze ,and then we chugged it behind a Walmart.Then we
went back to the gang headquarters.We stumbled in my house all drunk.Pudding
Cup threw up,he can’t really handle his alcohol.
After that I only remember
select things that had happened.When I woke up that morning was not in my comfy
bed,I was in a prison cell with Gustavo. We were both puzzeled.We asked the
guard what we were in for,and he said the the two of us and 4 others had to
spend the night in jail for the assaulting a police officer.And all six of us
were going to get a $550 fine in the mail. After that the gang kind of went on
their own path.2 years later I was sentenced to life for the murder of
Marcus,and it was all because of that stupid gang.I really messed up.
The End
-XOXO Alaska Buckwild
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