Alaska Buckwild Catfish: November 2015

Lucky Friday the 13^th

The alarm clock went off, and I woke right up because I knew that it would take me a long time to get ready. Once I was definitely awake I picked out my get-up for the day. I wanted to take my shower before 4:30, so I would have time to do my hair and get Dunkin’ Doughnuts. I got naked and I put on Pandora and put on “Drake” radio, then I jumped in the shower to find out that I still had my socks on. Quickly I took my socks off. I felt better when “Hotline Bling” came on, and I felt all better because that is my favorite song. Then some Fetty Wap came on and I was twerking in the shower, and I guess I was twerking to aggressively and I fell over and hit my head on the floor. It hurt so bad! Finally after about 10 minutes I got the courage to get up and get dressed. I started to do my hair at 5:15. Little did I know that I was out of hair spray. I was so stressed out so I took a couple puffs of my vape pen. That made me feel much better. I was almost done my hair when I leaned over to get a Twinkie when I fell out of my chair and my Twinkie rolled under my bed so far I could not reach it. I cried for a while because that was the last in the pack. I got my backpack and hopped in my Bugatti and drove to Dunkin’ Doughnuts and once I got there it was closed. So I went to McDonalds and got a Shamrock Shake. It was the most glorious, majestic, and tasty thing that I ever held in my hand.

Once I finished my milkshake, I drove school. Once I arrived there nobody was there. I then checked my phone and I realized that it was a Saturday. I then drove back to my house. When I walked in the door my cat, Crookshanks greeted me with a friendly purr, and I said, “Hello Crookshanks did catch any rats today?”

I went to the kitchen and my mom said, “Hello dear.”

“Hello mum,” I then said.
“Why home so early?” Asked my mum.

“It is Saturday mum,” I said.

“Ha Ha you’re so basic!” said my mum.

“Mum, you can’t say that about your child!” I exclaimed.

“Tell that to the fish,” my mum suggested.

“What is that supposed to mean?” I asked.

“That means I don’t care,” said my mum.

“Well that’s very motherly,” I said.

“Thank you,” said my mum.’

“So what’s for breakfast?” I asked.

“Well, I made Shamrock Shakes for us because I know that they are your favorite, and we are going to go to Chick-Fil-A,” answered my mum.

“Wow, I thought I was having a bad day but now it is going really swell,” I said.

“Baby, I told you that there was no such thing as a bad day,” said my mum.

“I know mum, but I went into the shower with my socks on, I fell in the shower, I fell off my chair, I dropped the last Twinkie, Dunkin’ Doughnuts was closed, and I went to school on a Saturday,” I replied.

“Dang that does sound like a bad day honey,” said my mum.

“I told you,” I said.

10 minutes later we arrived at the mall, we went into Chick-Fil-A, and when we got there everybody was crowded around one table. We walked over and I thought to myself that it must be someone famous, and when we got to the table Fetty Wap, Drake, Nicki Minaj, and Miley Cyrus were sitting there. I went up to them and asked if I could sit with them and the they said, “Yeah, but without your grandma.”

I then replied, “Definitely, bye mum.”

That turned out to be the best day of my life, although it started out as a horrible Friday the 13^TH .

The Craziest Night Of My Life

By: Brymel Antalosky

It was a very hot and humid day in

Los Angeles ,California. It was July 17^th,1995.I was 16 at the time. I lived on 1738 West Rolland street. That summer I had started a gang, that was the stupidest thing that I have ever done. There was six people in my gang and I gave them all gang names, I was Simba ,although my real name is Tanner Fetty ,then there was Yolonda Harlem, also known as Sticky Bunz, Jamal Poovey ,or Chopsticks ,Felicia Westcoast ,or Heart Break , Valenteen Moro,Crack Head, Gustavo Meeker, Pudding Cup.

It all started when me and the gang were

at school.

“Hey,” I said.

“Yo,”replied Felicia.

“Hey Tanner,”said Valenteen.

“So,where do you want to go for lunch?”I asked.

“Chick-Fil-A, Duh ,”said Felicia.

“You’re right I should’ve know,”I said.

“So what are we waiting for?”Valenteen asked.

Felicia replied, “We are waiting for Gustavo, Yolonda ,and Jamal.”

“Duh ,I forget,” Said Valenteen.

“Yeah,We can not really go anywhere without the them,”I commented.

“Here they come,finally,”said Felicia.

“Hey guys ,we’ve been looking everywhere for you,” Gustavo said.

“We could say the same,” Valenteen said.

“Well, Veronica was running her mouth,so we had to take care of that,”Jamal said.

“Yeah the girl got some loose lips,”Yolonda said.

“So,how bad did you get her?”Valenteen asked.

Gustave soon replied, “Oh ,she won’t be talking about anyone for a long time.”

“So are we going to eat ,or are we just going to stand around talking about Veronica?”I asked.

Valenteen then said, “Ok, Lets hop in the Lambo and go to Chick-Fil-A.”

Valenteen was a tall ,dark haired football player.Felicia was tiny blond haired girl with street smarts.Jamal was also a football player with blond hair ,tall ,a classic man.I had black hair, I was tall, I had book and street smarts,and I also played football.Gustavo was a short blond soccer player with a nice car.Yolonda was a tall basketball player with dark brown hair,and piercing green eyes.

“Yo,”said Jamal.

“What,”I said.

“What do you want to order,”said Gustavo

“Oh,I’ll have a number one,and a twelve piece please,”I said to the cashier.

“Let’s go grab a table,”said Felicia.

After we ate we all went our separate ways.

Five hour later we all met up at our secret gang headquarters,it wasn’t much it was just a hidden room in my house,that I had found several years ago.Once everybody got there they all pulled out their pot and started smoking,everybody except me that is .I was the most well behaved one in the gang.

“Yo,are you one with the universe man,” said Chopsticks.

“Be quit guys,we don’t want my whole family knowing that you guys are getting stoned,my father will have you taken out of this house in handcuffs.”

“#Hater,”said Heartbreak.

“I’m not a hater, I just don’t want to break the law,”I said.

Pudding Cup suddenly yells, “Aw crap,Sticky Bunz just fell again!”

“Just leave her there like the last time, she’ll wake up sooner ,or later,” Crackhead said.

“Guys, we have to go take care of Marcus,”I said

` “Simba,grab the hand gun, Heartbreak get your machete,”said Gustavo.

“Got it,”Heartbreak said.

“Got it,”I said

We all hopped in the Lambo and went to Marcus’s house,once we got there I shot him with my hand gun,he lay there, motionless as blood poured out of him.We all scattered and got in the car and sped away.

“Man,we really got him good,”said Crackhead.

“Well that’s what happens when you don’t give us our moy,”I said.

“It’s a shame that he had to die, he was hotter than a ghost pepper,” Sticky Bunz said.

“Sticky Bunz, we must keep this business professional ,”said Jamal

After that we went to our dealer,that’s when the real gangster stuff comes out.

“Yo,” said Crackhead

“How much you need this time?”asked our dealer named Fred.

“How much you got?”Gustavo asked.

“50 pounds,”said Fred.

“Great,we’ll take 10 pounds,” said Heartbreak.

“Ok,it’ll be 1grand,”said Fred.

“Here,”I said,I handed him the money.

“Thanks, ”said Freddy.

We jumped in the car and went to our favorite alley way to go for a walk. Then all of the sudden we hear a “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!HE JUST STABBED ME!” Chopsticks screamed.

“Calm down chopsticks,”I said trying to calm chopsticks down.

“HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO CALM DOWN,I JUST GOT STABBED!”exclaimed Chopsticks.

It was our old gang member,Cupcake that had stabbed Chopsticks that evening.We had kicked Cupcake out of the gang because he was a meth, heroine, and bath salt addict.He had gotten caught with drugs,and then he was sentenced to prision fo two years,I guess he had gotten released ,and wanted revenge on Crackhead because he was the one that replaced him.

“Cupcake, what is wrong with you!” I said.

“That’s what you get when you make me mad,” said Cupcake.

After that we paid somebody to buy us some top-shelf booze ,and then we chugged it behind a Walmart.Then we went back to the gang headquarters.We stumbled in my house all drunk.Pudding Cup threw up,he can’t really handle his alcohol.

After that I only remember select things that had happened.When I woke up that morning was not in my comfy bed,I was in a prison cell with Gustavo. We were both puzzeled.We asked the guard what we were in for,and he said the the two of us and 4 others had to spend the night in jail for the assaulting a police officer.And all six of us were going to get a $550 fine in the mail. After that the gang kind of went on their own path.2 years later I was sentenced to life for the murder of Marcus,and it was all because of that stupid gang.I really messed up.

The End

-XOXO Alaska Buckwild

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