$Dirty Dan$

                       Hey guys it's me, sorry I haven't blogged in 6 days. Ok, so yesterday in 4th period this kid (who am am reffering to as dirty dan) ate dirt, and from what i have observed so far, it made him more smart. But I guess he did spend like an hour washing out  his mouth. But then again, what do I know. MATH BOOK!!



               P.S. I support the math book



                 -XOXO Alaska Buckwild

Unusual Animals

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People At Walmart

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My New Favorite Animal

                                                                 THE HONEY BADGER






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My New Quote

                           Sometimes I think I can try crystal meth, but then I think ahh betta not.

                                                         -Fat Amy<3







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My Greatest Hits

                              Lucky Friday the 13^th

          The alarm clock went off, and I woke right up because I knew that it would take me a long time to get ready. Once I was definitely awake I picked out my get-up for the day. I wanted to take my shower before 4:30, so I would have time to do my hair and get Dunkin’ Doughnuts. I got naked and I put on Pandora and put on “Drake” radio, then I jumped in the shower to find out that I still had my socks on. Quickly I took my socks off. I felt better when “Hotline Bling” came on, and I felt all better because that is my favorite song. Then some Fetty Wap came on and I was twerking in the shower, and I guess I was twerking to aggressively and I fell over and hit my head on the floor. It hurt so bad!  Finally after about 10 minutes I got the courage to get up and get dressed. I started to do my hair at 5:15. Little did I know that I was out of hair spray. I was so stressed out so I took a couple puffs of my vape pen. That made me feel much better. I was almost done my hair when I leaned over to get a Twinkie when I fell out of my chair and my Twinkie rolled under my bed so far I could not reach it. I cried for a while because that was the last in the pack. I got my backpack and hopped in my Bugatti and drove to Dunkin’ Doughnuts and once I got there it was closed. So I went to McDonalds and got a Shamrock Shake. It was the most glorious, majestic, and tasty thing that I ever held in my hand.

  Once I finished my milkshake, I drove school. Once I arrived there nobody was there. I then checked my phone and I realized that it was a Saturday. I then drove back to my house. When I walked in the door my cat, Crookshanks greeted me with a friendly purr, and I said, “Hello Crookshanks did catch any rats today?”

           I went to the kitchen and my mom said, “Hello dear.”

          “Hello mum,” I then said.
          “Why home so early?” Asked my mum.

          “It is Saturday mum,” I said.

          “Ha Ha you’re so basic!” said my mum.

          “Mum, you can’t say that about your child!” I exclaimed.

          “Tell that to the fish,” my mum suggested.

          “What is that supposed to mean?” I asked.

          “That means I don’t care,” said my mum.

          “Well that’s very motherly,” I said.

          “Thank you,” said my mum.’

          “So what’s for breakfast?” I asked.

          “Well, I made Shamrock Shakes for us because I know that they are your favorite, and we are going to go to Chick-Fil-A,” answered my mum.

          “Wow, I thought I was having a bad day but now it is going really swell,” I said.

          “Baby, I told you that there was no such thing as a bad day,” said my mum.

          “I know mum, but I went into the shower with my socks on, I fell in the shower, I fell off my chair, I dropped the last Twinkie, Dunkin’ Doughnuts was closed, and I went to school on a Saturday,” I replied.

          “Dang that does sound like a bad day honey,” said my mum.

          “I told you,” I said.

         

          10 minutes later we arrived at the mall, we went into Chick-Fil-A, and when we got there everybody was crowded around one table. We walked over and I thought to myself that it must be someone famous, and when we got to the table Fetty Wap, Drake, Nicki Minaj, and Miley Cyrus were sitting there. I went up to them and asked if I could sit with them and the they said, “Yeah, but without your grandma.”

          I then replied, “Definitely, bye mum.”

          That turned out to be the best day of my life, although it started out as a horrible Friday the 13^TH .

The Craziest Night Of My Life

           By: Brymel Antalosky

                It was a very hot and humid day in

Los Angeles ,California. It was July 17^th,1995.I was 16 at the time. I lived on 1738 West  Rolland street. That summer I had started a gang, that was the stupidest thing that I have ever done. There was six people in my gang and I gave them all gang names, I was Simba ,although my real name is Tanner Fetty ,then there was Yolonda Harlem, also known as Sticky Bunz, Jamal Poovey ,or Chopsticks ,Felicia Westcoast ,or Heart Break , Valenteen Moro,Crack Head, Gustavo Meeker, Pudding Cup.

                It all started when me and the gang were

at school.

 “Hey,” I said.

                “Yo,”replied Felicia.

                “Hey Tanner,”said Valenteen.

                “So,where do you want to go for lunch?”I asked.

                “Chick-Fil-A, Duh ,”said Felicia.

                “You’re right I should’ve know,”I said.

                “So what are we waiting for?”Valenteen asked.

                Felicia replied, “We are waiting for Gustavo, Yolonda ,and Jamal.”

                “Duh ,I forget,” Said Valenteen.

                “Yeah,We can not really go anywhere without the them,”I commented.

                “Here they come,finally,”said Felicia.

                “Hey guys ,we’ve been looking everywhere for you,” Gustavo said.

                “We could say the same,” Valenteen said.

                “Well, Veronica was running her mouth,so we had to take care of that,”Jamal said.

                “Yeah the girl got some loose lips,”Yolonda said.

                   “So,how bad did you get her?”Valenteen asked.

                Gustave soon replied, “Oh ,she won’t be talking about anyone for a long time.”

                “So are we going to eat ,or are we just going to stand around talking about Veronica?”I asked.

                Valenteen then said, “Ok, Lets hop in the Lambo and go to Chick-Fil-A.”

                Valenteen was a tall ,dark haired football player.Felicia was tiny blond haired girl with street smarts.Jamal was also a football  player with blond hair ,tall ,a classic man.I had black hair, I was tall, I had book and street smarts,and I also played football.Gustavo was a short blond soccer player with a nice car.Yolonda was a tall basketball player with dark brown hair,and piercing green eyes.

                “Yo,”said Jamal.

                “What,”I said.

                “What do you want to order,”said Gustavo

                “Oh,I’ll have a number one,and a twelve piece please,”I said to the cashier.

                “Let’s go grab a table,”said Felicia.

                After we  ate we all went our separate ways.

            Five hour later we all met up at our secret gang headquarters,it wasn’t much it was just a hidden room in my house,that I had found several years ago.Once everybody got there they all pulled out their pot and started smoking,everybody except me that is .I was the most well behaved one in the gang.

                “Yo,are you one with the universe man,” said Chopsticks.

               

                “Be quit guys,we don’t want my whole family knowing that you guys are getting stoned,my father will have you taken out of this house in handcuffs.”

                “#Hater,”said Heartbreak.

                “I’m not a hater, I just don’t want to break the law,”I said. 

                Pudding Cup suddenly yells, “Aw crap,Sticky Bunz just fell again!”

                “Just leave her there like the last time, she’ll wake up sooner ,or later,” Crackhead said.

                “Guys, we have to go take care of Marcus,”I said

`               “Simba,grab the hand gun, Heartbreak get your machete,”said Gustavo.

                “Got it,”Heartbreak said.

                “Got it,”I said

                We all hopped in the Lambo and went to Marcus’s house,once we got there I shot him with my hand gun,he lay there, motionless as blood poured out of him.We all scattered and got in the car and sped away.

                “Man,we really got him good,”said Crackhead.

                “Well that’s what happens when you don’t give us our moy,”I said.

                “It’s a shame that he had to die, he was hotter than a ghost pepper,” Sticky Bunz said.

                “Sticky Bunz,  we must keep this business professional ,”said Jamal

                After that we went to our dealer,that’s when the real gangster stuff comes out.

                “Yo,” said Crackhead

                “How much you need this time?”asked our dealer named Fred.

                “How much you got?”Gustavo asked.

                “50 pounds,”said Fred.

                “Great,we’ll take 10 pounds,” said Heartbreak.

                “Ok,it’ll be 1grand,”said Fred.

                “Here,”I said,I handed him the money.

                “Thanks, ”said Freddy.

                We jumped in the car and went to our favorite alley way to go for a walk. Then all of the sudden we hear a “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!HE JUST STABBED ME!” Chopsticks screamed.

                “Calm down chopsticks,”I said trying to calm chopsticks down.

                “HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO CALM DOWN,I JUST GOT STABBED!”exclaimed Chopsticks.

                It was our old gang member,Cupcake that had stabbed Chopsticks that evening.We had kicked Cupcake out of the gang because he was a meth, heroine, and bath salt addict.He had gotten caught with drugs,and then he was sentenced to prision fo two years,I guess he had gotten released ,and wanted revenge on Crackhead because he was the one that replaced him.

                “Cupcake, what is wrong with you!” I said.

                “That’s what you get when you make me mad,” said Cupcake.

                After that we paid somebody to buy us some top-shelf booze ,and then we chugged it behind a Walmart.Then we went back to the gang headquarters.We stumbled in my house all drunk.Pudding Cup threw up,he can’t really handle his alcohol. 

                After that I only remember select things that had happened.When I woke up that morning was not in my comfy bed,I was in a prison cell with Gustavo. We were both puzzeled.We asked the guard what we were in for,and he said the the two of us and 4 others had to spend the night in jail for the assaulting a police officer.And all six of us were going to get a $550 fine in the mail. After that the gang kind of went on their own path.2 years later I was sentenced to life for the murder of Marcus,and it was all because of that stupid gang.I really messed up.

                                The End

                -XOXO Alaska Buckwild

               

Sad, But AWESOME!

                                                                             -XOXOAlaska Buckwild

Come On Apple

                                 



    -XOXO Alaksa Buckwild

Happy Birthday To Me!

                                                      Hey guys its me, sorry i haven't blogged in a while, I was soooo busy.
And as most of you know it's my birthday On Thursday  November 19th and I will have the bestest birthday ever if we have a substitute for homeroom. Happy Birthday To Meeeeeeeee!


   P.S. My sources just told me that Miss's B's replacement is a women and she is high energy, booooo








                -XOXO Alaska Buckwild

Basic

                                            Ok, so as most of you know, there is someone that is super basic at our school. And he was texting someone from Australia and they said that there was a tornado there and the B.B is now telling everybody that the tornado is gonna fly across the ocean and hit us, when we are not even close to an ocean. A certain few belive him but I think that it is fake af. Oh well what are we gonna do with you B.B?





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Breaking Newsx2

                                                     Ok, so you guys are never going to belive me but I just found out that Drake is Jewish (no problem with that, but very unexpected), and lil wanyne is a blood.

                                                        YOU'RE WELCOME







                       -XOXO Alaska Buckwild

Unexpected;)

                                    Ok, so I think that Ariana Grande deserves a round of applause for her new video "Focus", she got really wild, if you know what I mean;);). It seemed like yesterday that you were a Nickolodeon star, you've finally grown up. Check out her new video Focus on youtube;)



                       -XOXO Alaska Buckwild

"One Man, One Gummy,One Day."

                                                          Ok, so I'm like totally like flipping out right now. Because today at the end of lunch everybody kept bribing J.C. to date E.H (AKA The Rake............lol..jk) and finally after everybody kept on bugging J.C. he said yes for 1 day for 1 gummy (Hence the title) and I told him my opinion, he should date P.M. Comment below who you think he should date! Please use initials. I vote P.M. But I guess if you vote for E.H that would be ok.














                                -XOXO Alaska Buckwild

Weird But True Part 2.......................

                                         Ok, so you know how in my last "Weird But True" I said that J.H smells really really good. So today  I found out that me and J,H wear the same cologne "Adidas Moves Him". I'm just really confused now, I don't now what my own cologne smells like!





                                                -XOXO Alaska Buckwild

Sad!

                                               Ok , so as most of you guys know today was our
Halloween  "dance" and long story short it SUCKED! they only played 1 Fetty Wap song (679)
                                                  I'll see most of my viewers at at the game today (J.C,P.M,and many more)





                          -XOXO Alaska Buckwild

Some News

                                Ok, so as most of you know we got our point of view test back today.............
and as most of you know there were a certain few who got 50, and 60s.



                                                  And I  also made  a killer zinger at J.C today after
math, he said, " So whats the high for today?" and I said "Not your test score!" and everbody went "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"






                                       -XOXO Alaska Buckwild

Update

                                              New And Improved Bucket List
                                                      1. get in a bar fight
                                                      2. Go to Coachella
                                                      3. Get my tongue peirced
                                                      4. Twerk with Niki Minaj
                                                      5. Be in a bounce concert
                                                      6. Got to Australia 
                                                      7. Have guinea pig farm
                                                      8.Meet Niki Minaj
                                                      9.Meet Miley cyrus
                                                     10. Get matching tattoos with BSF
                                                     11.Get my belly button peirced
                                                     12.Skye dive
                                                     13.Have a pet kukuburra
                                                     14. Make friend with the local fairies
and finally                                    15. Go clubbin' with mah girls



















                                      -------XOXO Alaska Buckwild

Help!

                                Which design  looks better,this one ore the one before?




-----------------------comment answer below.


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Throw Back Thursday

                                It's hard to believe that a week ago I started my first blog.






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Weird but true............

                                          So, you know how yesterday I said that J.H.
smelled sooooo good, well, J.C (his cousin)smell exactly the same! B.B smells like apple cider, Taylor smells like apples and cinnamon. And the twins both said that I smelt good too :):)





P.S Names have been changed or shortened to protect their identity




               -XOXO Alaska Buckwild

Fun Facts

                                     Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers
                                      When hippos are upset their sweat turns red
                                       A flock of crows is known as a murder
                               The average woman uses her height in lipstick every 5 years
                                If you lift a kangaroo's tail off the ground it cant jump
                                       Bikinis and tampons were invented by men
                                      You cannot snore and dream at the same time
                                        A crocodile cannot stick it's tongue out
                               A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale
                                George Washington grew Marijuana in his garden
                                In the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees
                                George W. Bush was once a cheerleader
                                  



P.S. that was soooooooo much to type
  









                           -XOXO Alaska Buckwild

Weird,but true.......

                                            Ok, this is gonna sound weird but
J.H smells suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper good,I could not stop smelling him for the last two periods.He smells like , I can't even explain it he just smells so good!!!!!!!!!!!!!














                      -XOXO Alaska Buckwild

Crushes

                              So I have got some more gossip for you guys
today,Taylor likes T.C, almost 10 girls like J.C
            





P.S Name have been changed or shortened to protect people's identity's















                      -XOXO Alaska Buckwild

Major News

                                                               My new Quote
                                "If you don't make dollars,don't make cents"-Tyga                                                  












                                                          -XOXO Alaska Buckwild

My Sunday

                                                I have to admit that my Sunday will
be filled with lifetime movies,popcorn,beyond scared straight,south park, tosh.0,and my dog.

                                                      -XOXO Alaska Buckwild

Straight Up Gangster

                               So I went to the game 
yesterday and I hung out F.G and P.M and there were other people that we knew there and one of them was M.Z and there was this 7th grader H.G there that likes him.So like half way through the game she took his hat and ran into the girl's bathroom with her only friend that was there T.T. So of course F.G went into the bathroom raging trying to get the hat.after like 10 minutes F.G came out and no luck.About 2 minutes later H.G and her friend came out and they went into the corner of the fence and all 4 of us cornered them and our plan was that F.G distract them and i would sneak up behind them and snatch that hat.After about 3 minutes of silence between us F.G was "reasoning" with H.G to get the hat back but while that was happening I went up behind her and got the hat.I threw it to M.Z and he took off like a lightning bolt. H.G and T.T took off too. After that I got another brownie (they were sooooo good!). Then me, F.G and P.M walked around the rest of the game.




              -XOXO Alaska Buckwild

Old Me in 2013

                                                             I miss the old me.



                         -XOXO Alaska Buckwild